are factually incorrect:

500 team last 4-5 years
10-4 in 2016, 9-4 in 2017. hardly ".500". Granted, that was sandwiched between several 500 seasons, but you are still wrong in you statement

Below .500 last year
Ticket sales down
congrats! these 2 are correct. note I *did* say "almost" every point

Killer schedules
Over the past (and coming) recent years, we have played tOSU twice (2014 and 2015), Tennessee (2016), Notre Dame (2016, 2018, 2019, and 2021), WVU (2017, 2021, 2022), Penn St (2020)

Recruiting misses on almost all top targets
--well except for the 20 or so 4 star players we have signed in the past 3 classes, including Hunter, Dax, Turner, Nestor, Rivers, Garbutt, Payoutte, etc.

Zero running game in 4 years
running game has struggled somewhat, but still averaging at least 173 yards per game in each of the 3 years under Fuente (183, 173, and 174)...all of which are better than we have had in any season since 2011. The 4 years before Fuente (under Lefty/Beamer) we averaged 159, 148, 119, 145.
DBU? Not since fullers roamed secondary
- except those 4 guys that went to the NFL last year in Stroman, Facyson, Edmunds, and Alexander...one of whom was a 1st round pick.

Bud not signed - does he want to be?
okay, you got a 3rd one right

CJF Recruiting majority MAC targets like he was at - wait for it - Memphis.
refer back to the 20+ 4 star players noted above