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Coach McGuirk

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🎵 My possessions are causing a suspicion, but there's no proof. 🎵


Well, it looks like the jig is up. I'm going down for money laundering.

Got a call saying civil and criminal warrants have gone out from "the courthouse". It's official, alright. My days of freedom are now numbered. I suppose I have a chance to clear it all up by calling back on the 877 number, but nope, I'm not doing it. I'm barricading myself in the house, and taking my wife hostage. They will never take me alive as long as the beer holds out, at least. Anyway, it works out perfectly with March Madness coming up, so there's that. Wish me luck.




Posted: 03/13/2019 at 1:44PM


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  ðŸŽµ My possessions are causing a suspicion, but there's no proof. 🎵 -- Coach McGuirk 03/13/2019 1:44PM
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