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statmanfromHCyrs

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5 Rules to Remember in Life


1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again..
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..

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BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Posted: 01/15/2019 at 3:00PM


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  5 Rules to Remember in Life -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/15/2019 3:00PM
  5 comments to your rules from my buddy Bryan -- VaAkita 01/16/2019 1:14PM
  Number 1. is a good down payment on happiness though. ** -- MikeVT85 01/15/2019 6:50PM
  No good deed goes unpunished. ** -- 7Hokie1 01/15/2019 6:09PM
  ...3 rules... -- chumley 01/15/2019 5:11PM
  You forgot- never trust a fart. ** -- AZHokie59 01/15/2019 4:27PM
  - never pass a bathroom...... and ** -- thankbud 01/15/2019 4:29PM
  Never pass on a nap, never waste a woody, and never trust a fart. ** -- CPRVHokie 01/15/2019 7:15PM
  Never waste a woody? Did you see the Buddy Hackett HBO special, early 80’s -- Late 80s Hokie 01/15/2019 10:00PM
  Ha, yes! I will always remember that phrase ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/16/2019 07:43AM
  One of the funniest things I've ever seen ** -- 81_Hokie 01/16/2019 06:28AM
  I've never heard the "nap" part. ** -- thankbud 01/15/2019 7:55PM

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