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A young man was walking along a country road and saw a book a few feet off

the side of the road. He walked over and picked it up. It was a bible.

He started reading a random verse aloud, when all sudden a loud voice from the sky rang

"This is God! You have spoken my word and I will grant you one wish."

Astonished, the young man thought for a moment and then said,

"God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I have too big a fear of flying, and a boat would
take far too long. Could you build me a bridge from California to Hawaii so I could drive there
and back, please?"

God said: "Do you realize how many miles of steel girders would be necessary?
And how much concrete and asphalt needed? It is an engineering and architectual impossibility!"

"Please think of another wish"

The young man thought a moment, then said to God:

"Explain women."

Without hesitation God replied:

"How many lanes do you want?"

[Post edited by VaAkita at 01/11/2019 7:37PM]

Posted: 01/11/2019 at 7:35PM


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