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statmanfromHCyrs

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2 Simple Truths


SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

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SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them come up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job."
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.

Posted: 01/11/2019 at 11:55AM



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2 Simple Truths -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/11/2019 11:55AM
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