in there and scoped it out. She was fine right afterward. Walking with a limp but nothing serious. Got home, loaded up on whatever drugs they gave her and she told me to hit the road cause she was going to pass out. I was only 45 minutes away so if anything happened I could've gotten home pretty easily.

Bachelor party was fun, essentially 3 straight days of beer Olympics because that's what the 40 year old bachelor wanted to do. Winning team won a trophy modeled after the Stanley Cup. My shoulders are killing me today from winning and holding it about my head for hours on end in celebration Saturday night/Sunday morning. I now know exactly how the Capitals felt when they won and I expect there to be a massive crowd of people at the Georgetown Waterfront when I parade this cup around and hammerdly jump into the Georgetown fountain and subsequently get arrested.