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The moment James Webb engineers realize there’s a fly on the mirror.
   By: tongahokie 05/06/2022 09:32AM
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Only when the easily distracted ref looking the other way.
   By: tongahokie 05/06/2022 09:30AM
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Top class @ Career Technical Center: “Meth or ‘Shine, risk & rewards.”
   By: tongahokie 05/04/2022 7:07PM
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Thought same thing. Must have been another bald joke.
   By: tongahokie 05/04/2022 08:37AM
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Does this mean no stiff sentence?
   By: tongahokie 05/03/2022 10:11PM
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Ask for David Puddy and be ready with a High 5
   By: tongahokie 05/03/2022 12:39PM
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My bad! “Attaque cardiaque” si vous!
   By: tongahokie 04/30/2022 5:47PM
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Closer to congestive heart failure after eating those fries?
   By: tongahokie 04/30/2022 3:27PM
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But their bid included free sunglasses!
   By: tongahokie 04/25/2022 09:17AM
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These aluminum benches are so hot! Its melting my Brie and boiling my Zima!
   By: tongahokie 04/23/2022 10:12PM
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Video “Bend Over Boyfriend” explains all they need to know about planet “U
   By: tongahokie 04/20/2022 5:02PM
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It’s a shame keel hauling is no longer in vogue. They both would benefit.
   By: tongahokie 04/20/2022 12:15PM
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But he did eat the eclair out of the trash can. So that’s a plus.
   By: tongahokie 04/19/2022 08:59AM
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Didn't Daddy have a squeeze box?
   By: tongahokie 04/18/2022 1:55PM
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Just a bit outside.........
   By: tongahokie 04/17/2022 9:54PM
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Just be glad it wasn't for a new lawnmower.
   By: tongahokie 04/14/2022 10:49AM
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Guess cloak ain’t magic, still floppy.
   By: tongahokie 04/13/2022 6:31PM
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Trying to make fake buggers with rubber cement.
   By: tongahokie 04/13/2022 11:25AM
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Constant diet of crabgrass will give anybody the runs.
   By: tongahokie 04/12/2022 7:25PM
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Tat on her left thigh is Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz??? Kinky!
   By: tongahokie 04/12/2022 6:29PM
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Search for Loch Ness monster?
   By: tongahokie 04/11/2022 09:11AM
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Massive shrinkage
   By: tongahokie 04/10/2022 10:18PM
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Can’t go wrong wt Tilley. Have 4 & they fit my 7 5/8 head nicely
   By: tongahokie 04/10/2022 8:43PM
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Neighbor had his named “getyourown”.
   By: tongahokie 04/10/2022 08:25AM
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What’s his therapy tonight? Hot tub, cold tub, morphine drip or all of abov
   By: tongahokie 04/07/2022 6:31PM
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Y’all wanna split a grape for lunch?
   By: tongahokie 04/06/2022 4:54PM
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“Round up the usual lounge lizards! “
   By: tongahokie 04/05/2022 8:49PM
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Your neighbor plugs his laser pointer into your deck outlet?
   By: tongahokie 04/01/2022 9:36PM
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Pity next in line!
   By: tongahokie 04/01/2022 2:26PM
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It's Philly. Probably there to see the Santa flogging at half time.
   By: tongahokie 03/29/2022 10:20PM
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Ned Beatty assuming position?
   By: tongahokie 03/27/2022 09:05AM
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Just had first hip cortisone injection yesterday. So far so good. Trying
   By: tongahokie 03/24/2022 1:52PM
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Just hope you’re not wearing shorts.
   By: tongahokie 03/20/2022 4:06PM
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I know a man who lives in a van down by the river?
   By: tongahokie 03/19/2022 9:49PM
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Maybe she wanted to include loaded shotgun in her naked sword juggling act.
   By: tongahokie 03/16/2022 09:35AM
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I have contact info of Nigerian attorney who evidently handles these kinds
   By: tongahokie 02/25/2022 09:10AM
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Only after I eat spicy mexican food.
   By: tongahokie 02/18/2022 08:56AM
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And for the those with hearing difficulties………
   By: tongahokie 02/15/2022 08:30AM
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Tony sez "Dude, ya better step off!"
   By: tongahokie 02/14/2022 11:56AM
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Bucket of KFC on grassy knoll?
   By: tongahokie 02/10/2022 5:46PM
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Picture ID & Coast Guard license required for rental.
   By: tongahokie 02/09/2022 6:42PM
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Hey! Where’s my jersey? S Glennon @ GT game.
   By: tongahokie 02/06/2022 12:28PM
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That’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
   By: tongahokie 02/02/2022 8:38PM
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Frasier's favorite drinking game
   By: tongahokie 01/31/2022 10:20PM
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West VA answer to James Webb Telescope?
   By: tongahokie 01/27/2022 9:55PM
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Probably turned up to 11.
   By: tongahokie 01/26/2022 12:48PM
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Before having Covid his was this big!
   By: tongahokie 01/13/2022 8:05PM
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Further trivia: His father worked for Al Capone. Eventually
   By: tongahokie 01/12/2022 09:25AM
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Dang Joe, you just drank outa' my spit cup.
   By: tongahokie 01/10/2022 10:02PM
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Looks like actual hospital food.
   By: tongahokie 01/10/2022 5:28PM
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