Had a closing on a refinance yesterday and we took our 6 week old with us to the lawyers office. The boy was asleep and doing well for most of the session. About 30 mins in he wakes up and starts fussing, lots of crying in an otherwise quiet office. I joke to the lawyer "I'm sure you've heard worse crying in here". Well, the lawyers tone changed and he rushed through the remainder of the closing and out of the room. Guess he didn't like that joke.
Clearly, I'm a anti-lawyerite and didn't know it. I'm wondering now how doomed I am. Will he replace all our signatures with that of a hobo? Will our property lines be re-recorded as a 1'x1' square? Will he take our escrow and buy a new Lexis-Nexis subscription? How doomed am I?